Minion
The life of a crewman is hard--swabbing decks, patrolling, shooting aimlessly with little hope of hitting anything. No one will remember you and there's a good chance you'll end up with a very hard slap to the face by a dolphin fin. But in your heart, you'll know that you contributed!
Informer
Our operation depends on the efforts of diligent, sharp-eyed people like you, who report dolphin pirate sightings and pass on valuable intelligence to our task force. The ability to stay underwater for at least thirty minutes at a time is required.
Project Director
Do you have a grand vision, great charisma, and a deep and abiding hate of dolphins? Then you may be a great fit for our Director position! Bend our organization to your will. Make a difference! Note that turnover is high in this position due to mortality: Dolphin pirates are conniving and sneaky, but that only makes the challenge more enticing!
A Mission
Making the Seven Seas safe for commercial interests, protecting fish farms so the supply of Salmon Pops may never be disrupted, and teaching other sentient mammals who's boss--what better destiny could anyone want?
Benefits
Dolphin Watch will always provide you with room, board, transportation, and smart blue uniforms (except in cases where we regrettably cannot). As a large employer that pays below poverty-level wages, we have the ability to negotiate deals with local municipalities, such as utilizing their health care systems.
See the World!
Dolphin Watch is the opposite of a boring desk job. Come join the crew, help us chase down the enemy to whatever watery lair in which they lurk!
Beautiful locations. It’ll blow your mind.
See the places tourists aren't allowed. What an incredible opportunity!
Fulfilling Work. See for yourself.
Being part of the team. Having a mission. Catching dolphins. What could be better?
The joy of being a minion. Checkmate.
You'll never have to make a decision again. Together, we can make the seas safe from dolphin pirates!
